Getting the 411 on This Website: What the Heck We’re All About
We know our website is sort of, for the lack of a better word, weird. Here we are giving away all of this hookup advice for free, whereas most charge good money for it. If you’ll take a look around this site, you’ll notice absolutely nowhere to enter your credit card information or even a box to send us your email address so we can SPAM you for the rest of eternity.
We don’t want your money or your email address. We’re not selling you an eBook or videos on how to meet women. We’re simply 5 guys (see below for more information about us) that are here to teach you specific ways to hookup with hot chicks online. And we’ll be 100% honest with you…yes, there is a benefit to us other than just helping you out.
Our goal is to build up this website into something big. No, we’re NEVER going to sell you anything. But our long-term goal is to generate enough traffic to our site so that websites will want to do business with us and advertise on our site. However, we’re NEVER going to turn this into an online classified ads site. We promise you that once we do begin selling advertisement, the ads will be for companies our audience will benefit from (i.e. the best clothing companies so you can look good on a date, or travel deals just in case you hookup with a chick from another town).
Regardless of whether or not there are ads on this site, the main focus will be the same…to teach guys how to get laid online. In order for us to keep the useful information on here up, we need to make money off the site. But we don’t want to make that money off of you. We’re here to help you, not take your money. So in return for this free information, we ask you to tell your friends about us. If you have a buddy that needs to get laid, tell him to come here. We’ll be glad to hook him up too!
5 Average Guys Became the REAL Pickup Artists
Not to brag, but we’re pretty damn good at hooking up with hotties online. But here’s the thing…we’re not the best looking dudes on those sites. Far from it. We’re mostly just average looking dudes that snag chicks away from the hot guys. How do we do it? Because we’re awesome! Okay, maybe not awesome, but pretty freakin’ good at standing out in ways other than our looks. Here is our basic profiles…
“Big Mike”: 23 years old, lives in Washington DC. Sports enthusiast, lost his virginity at the ripe age of 22 (online, during the hookup site reviews we conducted). Gets his nickname from the size of his belly, not the size of his cock.
“Little Mike”: 25 years old, lives in Washington, DC. Looks just like “Big Mike”…minus about 150 pounds. Resembles McLovin. Lost his virginity at age 18, but went the next 4 years without sex. Has very few interests but pretends to know all sorts of crap about all sorts of things.
“Billy Bob” : 29 years old, lives in Atlanta, GA. We also refer to Billy as the “Baconater” because of his love for that tasty Wendy’s sandwich…and his fat ass. Lost his virginity at age 14, the youngest in our group.
David: 33 years old, lives in San Diego, CA. Best looking guy in the group by far. Had the LEAST success hooking up with chicks online. Virginity was lost at age 16, but he says that only happened because they were both drunk at a party.
Mark: 30 years old, lives in Atlanta, GA. Worst looking dude in the group (sorry, Mark, just being honest). Dresses horribly on a daily basis (get rid of those stupid Jorts, bro) but knows how to dress to impress for the ladies.