For consideration to be in our top hookup site list, we required a lot. We absolutely refuse to write up positive reviews on websites that don’t meet the highest standards. Why do we do that? Because we want to get you laid. We’re not going to get you laid on sites like iHookup.com. Even if you follow our hookup guide to a “T”, no sex will be had on iHookup.com.
Why can’t you get laid on iHookup.com? Because it isn’t a legitimate hookup site. Read our results in the following section and you’ll learn about our struggles. Basically, if you’re expecting to meet women on iHookup.com, don’t plan on meeting anyone decent looking.
Sure, the less attractive a woman is the easier she is (in most cases). However, there are easy/unattractive women on EVERY hookup site. There’s really no need to settle for a site like iHookup.com. Heck, even our top sites have fatties that will screw anyone with a penis.
We did everything we could to avoid the unattractive women on every site we tested out. But on iHookup.com, we pretty much had to contact some of them because there were only so many decent looking chicks on the site. That was our biggest problem with iHookup.com. We actually think you could probably get laid but here’s the thing…it’s just as easy to hookup with a hot chick on SocialSex.com as it is to hookup with a fat ugly chick on iHookup.com. Pretty easy decision to make, don’t you think?
Results From iHookup.com: Our Experience With iHookup.com
- 90 first emails sent
- 19 replies received
- 1 date set-up
- 0 dates showed up
- 0 full closes
One out of five messages we sent to women out of the blue were responded to. That’s not absolutely horrible, but it’s pretty important to get a 50% response rate. At 20%, you can get laid, but it’s probably going to take a while. But then again, as we said earlier, we were emailing some chicks that weren’t very attractive because we were forced to.
You probably noticed we did get one girl to agree to go out on a date with us, but we cancelled. Usually it’s the other way around. But this time our boy just wasn’t feeling it. He agreed to go out on a date with a girl he didn’t find attractive at all. At the last minute he had second thoughts and decided to cancel.
We really can’t blame him. It’s never fun to meet some chick you aren’t attracted to and then have to come up with an excuse for why you need to leave if she’s all over you. That’s why he cancelled. It was a smart move. The only alternative was to take do some Jager bombs and drink a 6-pack. That would make her look like a perfect 10 in no time!
Why iHookup.com Is Not Worth Signing Up For
The main reason iHookup.com isn’t worth signing up for is the lack of good looking chicks. Why join a hookup site that doesn’t have a bunch of hot chicks? If you really just want to bang some fatties, go over to your local pub around closing time and pick out the fatso’s that look too drunk to know any better and shag up with them. Why spend money if that’s all you want?
Another issue we had with iHookup.com is it’s not worth the price of admission. They overrate their website and because of that, they charge you more than a membership is worth. If you want to get a piece of the few hotties that are on iHookup.com, you better be one sexy stud and have some serious game. Because the competition for them is insane.
iHookup.com Review: Should You Try iHookup.com
Absolutely…NOT! We’ve been fairly nice to this site in this review. If you read through some of our other reviews, we’re much more harsh on the hookup sites reviewed. But we absolutely cannot recommend iHookup.com to you. We wouldn’t be doing our job if we did. A site we will recommend to you is SocialSex.com. It’s the best hookup site on the planet.