Creating the Greatest Hookup Dating Profile Possible: What to Say About Yourself
WHAT A HOOKUP SITE PROFILE IS AND WHY IT’S SO IMPORTANT: The profile is something that tells women who you are, what you’re looking for, and what you’re all about. A good profile is essential to your online success because it’s the only way to make a first impression.
5 Ways to Make a GREAT First Impression With Your Hookup Dating Site Profile
#1.Upload classy pictures that present you in the most attractive light possible
Those shirtless photos you see in most guys profiles are actually not what most women are looking for. They want to see you in decent clothing so they can judge your maturity and style. Once they’re ready to have sex with you, then they want to see you without clothes. Follow these hookup dating profile picture tips…
- The most attractive picture you use should be your main dating profile picture.
- Include a couple of photos with you doing something entertaining/interesting (maybe out at a football game or parachuting).
- Have at least 5 pictures in your profile (6+ is ideal).
- Post an even number of pictures of your body and face (close-ups and far away).
- Every picture should be classy (that means your penis should not appear in any of them).
#2.Don’t disgrace the English language
We aren’t grammar and spelling Nazi’s, but a lot of the chicks online are. They are usually very turned off by men that have a plethora of misspelled words and improper grammar in your hookup profile. It shows them you’re not very intelligent. Who wants to hookup with a moron?
#3.Sell her on the idea of you being a good lay
Women fantasize about a lot of things. One of those fantasies is to hookup with a bad boy that isn’t cocky and an asshole. Yes, there’s really no such thing. But chicks are dumb and if you can sell her on the idea that you’re a bad boy (so, wear muscle shirts if you have muscles and show off your tats if you have them) without the negative side, chicks will be all over you.
#4.K.I.S.S. (keep it simple stupid)
Your hookup dating profile shouldn’t read like a book. It also shouldn’t read like a small newspaper ad. It needs to be long enough to tell women the basics about you, your personality, and what you look for in a chick…but short enough to keep her interested. 100+ words at a minimum. Maximum of 150 words.
#5.Take your mind out of the gutter
It’s very tempting to hang out with your wang out on a hookup website. Hangout with your wang out all you want in her bed…after you meet her. Until that happens, be classy unlike almost every other guy on those sites. There should be no mentions about how much you love anal sex or want to screw a hot chick and her mom in your profile.
Profiles We Used to Make Great First Impressions on Dating Websites for Hookups
Over the past year, we used dozens of different profiles on different hookup websites. Most of them didn’t help us achieve great results. So we kept tweaking the profiles until we found what we believe is perfection. You’re more than welcome to steal our profiles on your hookup sites…
Profile #1: The confident, bad boy schtick
“I love MMA because there’s nothing more epic than watching 2 guys beating each other’s brains in. I get to a lot of UFC events in Vegas because I’m a high-roller and the casinos pretty much just give them away to me. I know who I am and what I’m looking for and I’m not afraid to speak my mind. You either are or are not my type and I’ll be upfront with you either way. I expect the same in return.”
Profile #2: The funny nice guy
“I always wondered if anyone reads these profiles or if they just look at our photos. So to test this out…I am awesome. I am the greatest guy that has ever lived. If you hookup with me you will find out what going to Heaven is like. Boobies!
Well, if you made it this far, I guess my theory about no one actually reading our profiles is incorrect. So I’m glad you’re still with me. Now if you’d be so kind as to hit that “contact” button over there, we can get started chatting and I can show you why I’d be a great person to get to know.”
We had a bit more success with profile #1 because chicks are so fixated with the bad boy act. They love bad boys. But they don’t want a TRUE bad boy. They want someone that comes off as a bad boy but really is a decent guy. What they don’t understand is 99.9% of the guys that appear to be bad boys actually are jerkoffs. Women are clueless.